Moses! Have you seen him?

This pretty much sums up Moses, a 36 year old freak that skated harder than an elephant on speed and gnarlier than Rowley on crack:

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." Raoul Duke, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.

Well, the beast was spotted late one night to in London... At the Crossfire Christmas Jam to be precise.
Click below to find out what the locals thought of the crazy Massai warrior...